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don’t be a dummy

wear elbow pads and shit

this has been a skateboarding public service announcement

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this photo is on my school’s magazine’s website

sup

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i apologize for the whopping two face posts in one day but ah my brother got two new airsoft guns and i stole one and holding it just makes me feel so nice :-)

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happy slouchy saturday! (i slouch a lot)

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good evening

my hands feel sexy in long sleeves

p.s. i exposed 1 inch of my midriff just for you

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I’m pretend-justifying this post by pretending that someone asked me to post my new profile picture. Boom.

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giving two thumbs up makes me feel like these gratuitous photos of myself aren’t so gratuitous.

like

my thumbs have purpose.

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i feel obligated to post a photo of myself semi-regularly. i don’t want to not post one for months and then post one only for you to not recognize me because my appearance has changed drastically (read: i have gained shit tons of weight/gotten shit tons uglier/etc.).

this is my “everything makes me sad but what are you gonna do [changed my mind—new photo] supermodel” face.

i love you.

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galaxy’d (one of) my vans yaaay. inspired by. they were looking shitty. now they at least look half-decent. i mean, i hope? sorry for the terrible quality photo.

now for the left one! which i have a feeling i’m going to fuck up yaaay.

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New default photo. Kudos if you can identify the lovely lady on the magazine cover to the right. 

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Donald Glover

• said hi to me
• signed my poster
• said he liked my glasses
• (no big fucking deal or anything)

I

• said thank you
• (four times, I think)
• pissed myself
• (not really but almost)

IT WAS FANTASTIC. It was the best. Aw. It was really nice. I love the shit out of him and I just want him to be happy. Is that cheesy. Fuck it because I mean it.

P.S. Sorry I’m so especially derpy in this photo. I don’t mean to be. I was born derpy.

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I’m sticking my tongue out, not to demonstrate some carefree attitude about this recent purchase here, but to lick Rose Byrne’s super-fine ass. Deal with it, or don’t.

P.S. I finished season 1 of Damages and it was fucking fantastic.

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good morning. afternoon. i’m sleepy (and i’m not wearing a bra shh).

but it’s raining; it is a wonderful day.

and i’m trying to make a .gif of sasha alexander winking (asdfghkj;l so cuuuuuute) on ncis but the video is such low quality. but i don’t want to download the whole episode. but i might.

i’m so dedicated. you’re welcome.